May 2013
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‘Ye-lluminati?: Kanye West Performs New Singles In... →
Still harboring misgivings about ‘Ye’s affiliation with the, ahem, Lord of Darkness?
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From The Looney Bin: 64-Year-Old Retired Principal... →
He’s a Guru Maharaji devotee, he has a shrine in his home and he hid his mother’s corpse in a closet for ten years. Meet 64-year-old Chimezie Osigwe, retired principal and suspected ritual murderer.
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Condominium - Carl
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“…When sin no longer makes you ashamed of yourself, what has become of your...”
– C.O. Rosenius (via gothicchristian)
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Comedy Mixtape #259: Kira Soltanovich
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
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Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
How the Internet is boosting marriage rates - Brad... →
stoweboyd:
How the Internet is boosting marriage rates - Brad Plummer
Let’s file this under “not conclusive, but certainly fascinating.” Real Time Economics’s Brenda Cronin points to a new discussion paper (pdf) arguing that Internet access is halting the drop in marriage rates among young people.
Yes, the Internet. In fact, the study notes, marriage rates are between 13 percent and 30...
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